Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS!

**Morty** · 10-01-2007, 12:15 PM

Riddle me this bitches!

You have a pile of stuff you are going to donate to goodwill or any other "donation" type place. Basically give clothes and stuff to the poor and low income.

Any way.......

You have a pile and also a trash bag full of clothes to be donated. If you have something that is to NOT be donated, would you put it ON FUCKING TOP OF THE GOD DAMN DONATION BAG????????????

As you will see in the picture below, we had a trash bag for GoodWill and there were even some shoes and clothes behind the trash bag that was to be given away. Apparently, my fiance put her bag of brand new fricken clothes she bought for our honeymoon vacation on top of this trash bag of donations. I was cleaning up the house, saw the growing pile of donation stuff, so I grabbed it all, tossed it in the car and took it to the local donation station. This was on Saturday.

Yesterday, Sunday, my fiance says "Oh good you took the stuff to GoodWill." I reply, "Yep! Did it yesterday."

Few minutes go by and "Where's my REI bag? You didn't take it to GoodWill did you?"

"I don't think so. I only took the stuff that was in our goodwill pile. I didn't grab anything else from the house. Just that pile."

"MY REI BAG WAS ON TOP OF IT! WITH MY BRAND NEW CLOTHES! LAKSDJIOEFJ KLSADF SDKLFJEWIOFJ SDLKFJSD FJSDFOIEJFKJ DSKLJF EIWOR FJ DKSJFI*EOWF DSSKFLJ LKEWIFJ "

And it went on and on like I was the fucking idiot that didn't check inside the bag. "IT SAID REI ON THE BAG EVEN!"

Excuse me, but a paper bag is a paper bag is a paper bag. We use all kinds of bags to put our donatables into to make it easier to carry and put in the car. The label on the bag means nothing.

Well, to sum it up, no matter what, I was the fucking idiot and her putting it on the pile was perfectly intelligent and it was all my fault.

Fucking women. I swear. Holy shit fuck did I want to use her for fire wood.

Am I in the wrong here? Whatcha think? I feel it was just her shitty luck and stupidity to place her bag there. I did nothing wrong other than actually doing something around the house to clean-up without having to be told to do it.

**The Chump** · 10-01-2007, 12:30 PM

**WillRiker** · 10-01-2007, 12:37 PM

Kelly is with you Morty....and I would have done the same, (not that I would have left the house), but if I were, the whole kit and caboodle would have gone.

If it was in the wrong place then that's just tough titties and she should have thought it through....but I'm with you on it being your fault no matter what, that's women for ya.

**Morty** · 10-01-2007, 01:03 PM

After a few hours she walked up and said sorry for getting so bent out of shape. Still thought I was at fault, but said sorry for blowing her top about it. Which basically allowed her to survive the night.

**Maximal** · 10-01-2007, 01:16 PM

Welcome to married life!

**Purple Dragon** · 10-01-2007, 03:18 PM

yup you were in the right morty.did you go back to the shop and retrieve the bag of her stuff.hope you did....

lilmamma · 10-01-2007, 03:44 PM

hahah she should have known better to put her clothes on the donate pile. i did that once. put all our winter jackets ina trash bag and my ex thought it was trash and out they went

shit happens

**mommysalomi** · 10-01-2007, 04:02 PM

The bag should not have been on top of the pile..

BUT its still your fault cause you just should have known.... GAWD ya'll are supposed to be able to read our minds ya know ??

Be thank-ful you got a sorry Jason would not have even got that. Then he would have no choice but to go shopping with me to replace the stuff !!!

**mrs apps** · 10-01-2007, 04:29 PM

yer yopu done the right thing it was her fault for putting them there

**Morty** · 10-01-2007, 04:44 PM

Nope. They get pick ups everyday. I dropped the stuff off the previous morning, so I knew it was long gone.

10-01-2007, 12:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! Riddle me this bitches! You have a pile of stuff you are going to donate to goodwill or any other "donation" type place. Basically give clothes and stuff to the poor and low income. Any way....... You have a pile and also a trash bag full of clothes to be donated. If you have something that is to NOT be donated, would you put it ON FUCKING TOP OF THE GOD DAMN DONATION BAG???????????? As you will see in the picture below, we had a trash bag for GoodWill and there were even some shoes and clothes behind the trash bag that was to be given away. Apparently, my fiance put her bag of brand new fricken clothes she bought for our honeymoon vacation on top of this trash bag of donations. I was cleaning up the house, saw the growing pile of donation stuff, so I grabbed it all, tossed it in the car and took it to the local donation station. This was on Saturday. Yesterday, Sunday, my fiance says "Oh good you took the stuff to GoodWill." I reply, "Yep! Did it yesterday." Few minutes go by and "Where's my REI bag? You didn't take it to GoodWill did you?" "I don't think so. I only took the stuff that was in our goodwill pile. I didn't grab anything else from the house. Just that pile." "MY REI BAG WAS ON TOP OF IT! WITH MY BRAND NEW CLOTHES! LAKSDJIOEFJ KLSADF SDKLFJEWIOFJ SDLKFJSD FJSDFOIEJFKJ DSKLJF EIWOR FJ DKSJFI*EOWF DSSKFLJ LKEWIFJ " And it went on and on like I was the fucking idiot that didn't check inside the bag. "IT SAID REI ON THE BAG EVEN!" Excuse me, but a paper bag is a paper bag is a paper bag. We use all kinds of bags to put our donatables into to make it easier to carry and put in the car. The label on the bag means nothing. Well, to sum it up, no matter what, I was the fucking idiot and her putting it on the pile was perfectly intelligent and it was all my fault. Fucking women. I swear. Holy shit fuck did I want to use her for fire wood. Am I in the wrong here? Whatcha think? I feel it was just her shitty luck and stupidity to place her bag there. I did nothing wrong other than actually doing something around the house to clean-up without having to be told to do it. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

10-01-2007, 12:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Chump Master Of His Domain Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 680	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS!

10-01-2007, 12:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,790	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! Kelly is with you Morty....and I would have done the same, (not that I would have left the house), but if I were, the whole kit and caboodle would have gone. If it was in the wrong place then that's just tough titties and she should have thought it through....but I'm with you on it being your fault no matter what, that's women for ya. __________________ MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

10-01-2007, 01:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! After a few hours she walked up and said sorry for getting so bent out of shape. Still thought I was at fault, but said sorry for blowing her top about it. Which basically allowed her to survive the night. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

10-01-2007, 01:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! Welcome to married life! __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

10-01-2007, 03:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,505	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! yup you were in the right morty.did you go back to the shop and retrieve the bag of her stuff.hope you did.... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

10-01-2007, 03:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! hahah she should have known better to put her clothes on the donate pile. i did that once. put all our winter jackets ina trash bag and my ex thought it was trash and out they went shit happens

10-01-2007, 04:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,302	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! The bag should not have been on top of the pile.. BUT its still your fault cause you just should have known.... GAWD ya'll are supposed to be able to read our minds ya know ?? Be thank-ful you got a sorry Jason would not have even got that. Then he would have no choice but to go shopping with me to replace the stuff !!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

10-01-2007, 04:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
mrs apps Pubic Hair Inspector Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 373	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! yer yopu done the right thing it was her fault for putting them there

10-01-2007, 04:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Re: Donated Brand New Stuff. WHOOPS! Nope. They get pick ups everyday. I dropped the stuff off the previous morning, so I knew it was long gone. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

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