Who's Online: , and 14 guests.
Who's Chatting:
User Name
Password
BeyondHelp
Funny, Offensive, & Wet T-Shirts
Win Free Shirts - BeyondHelp Contests

Donate and get your link here!
Rude Fun NoChickTrix Flush The Web Eat Liver!
Jokes Gallery eFuck Ha Ha Comix Asian Jokes
Life Is A Joke Cartoons! Celebrity Honeys Funny Collection
HEYSKO Humor Links 4 Funny Toxic Goblin

Go Back   MTW Forums > Ramble Row > Morty's Rambles

Morty's Rambles This is another location as to where you can read the rambles if you were to skip past them on the main page of the site.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-12-2005, 02:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
lilmamma
Elder Monkey
 
lilmamma's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 4,100
Send a message via AIM to lilmamma Send a message via MSN to lilmamma Send a message via Yahoo to lilmamma
im glad your happy morty now we can see more of you in thong hahah ame and meagan have brains we just choose not to use them all the time nana nana booo booo
__________________
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
lilmamma is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2005, 03:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
Morty
Your Twisted Leader
 
Morty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 8,363
Send a message via MSN to Morty Send a message via Yahoo to Morty
Now that the sisters have been getting so much more dick lately, I think all the extra sperm they've been swallowing has added some brain cells. Keep sucking ladies! The improvements in your intelligence is really starting to show!

And I'm here until Friday Oh well.

Last edited by Morty; 10-12-2005 at 10:00 PM.
Morty is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2005, 08:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
EvilTwin
MTW's Resident Band Nerd.
 
EvilTwin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 499
Send a message via AIM to EvilTwin
well congrats on ur eventually new job morty, i was here when u were still an electrician but just a guest in the background, always watching......those were when i liked the site the most when it was still mainly a humor site. Well I hope everything works out man and people need to starting posting some jokes or something...i would but im very unfunny joke wise.
__________________
MTW's Resident Band Nerd.
EvilTwin is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2005, 04:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
M'sPM
Newbie Sperm
 
M'sPM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1
Yah great, quit your job. YOU SUCK!!!
M'sPM is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2005, 04:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
WillRiker
Lusting Over Leelee
 
WillRiker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 18,055
Send a message via Yahoo to WillRiker
Quote:
Originally Posted by M'sPM
Yah great, quit your job. YOU SUCK!!!


That post really made me laugh.
__________________
Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!
WillRiker is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2005, 05:36 PM   #16 (permalink)
Morty
Your Twisted Leader
 
Morty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 8,363
Send a message via MSN to Morty Send a message via Yahoo to Morty
Ya, shitty part of me quitting is that it makes his life a whole lot harder. Part of what made my decision so damn difficult. Knowing I would screw him over by doing it.
Morty is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2005, 06:23 PM   #17 (permalink)
WillRiker
Lusting Over Leelee
 
WillRiker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 18,055
Send a message via Yahoo to WillRiker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morty
Ya, shitty part of me quitting is that it makes his life a whole lot harder. Part of what made my decision so damn difficult. Knowing I would screw him over by doing it.
Well I don't know the guy but he has Scotty as his Avatar so he'll do for me.

__________________
Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!
WillRiker is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2005, 11:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
Lady Dee
MTW's Canadian Playmate
 
Lady Dee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,882
Send a message via MSN to Lady Dee
Congrats on quitting, when you quit from a shitty job....Life just gets that much easier! Hope you do well Morty...!
__________________
"You are Action Packed with Issues..."
Lady Dee is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2005, 10:25 AM   #19 (permalink)
Maximal
I'm Surrounded by Retards
 
Maximal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 17,497
I'm looking forward to the pranks, they are always so much better with electricity!!
__________________
Maximal is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2005, 08:09 PM   #20 (permalink)
Bones
When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze
 
Bones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,688
My Uncle once told me if you ever get to the point where you wake up dreading going to your job. You should quit before it starts to interfere with the more important things in your life. My Uncle was right about that. You made the right decision Morty.
__________________
At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.
Bones is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 03:52 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0