Up Your Butt Pole

**Morty** · 06-19-2005, 12:07 AM

I watched a nasty video today on some website, where this middle eastern looking dude had a wood post stuck up his ass and they then lifted him up and had him balance on the wood post holding him up and he slowly slid down the post as it pierced its way through his body and out his shoulder. What ever he did, I'm sure he didn't deserve that. It was horrible.

But anyway, it made me think. What if you had no choice about something being stuck up your ass, but you could choose what item?

Captain Barr · 06-19-2005, 01:05 AM

Just shoot me! Chances are I'm going to die anyways so might as well get it done quickly and efficiently.

If I had to choose however I would pick the broken glass bottle, because I cannot bear to imagine what it would be like to have something living crawling around (not to mention inside of) my asshole.

Bones · 06-19-2005, 04:31 AM

The poll still doesn't work from the front page.

Bones · 06-19-2005, 04:32 AM

This is my 1000th post!

**mommysalomi** · 06-19-2005, 06:56 AM

yeah Bones!!!!!

**Maximal** · 06-19-2005, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bones

This is my 1000th post!

Welcome to the big leagues!!!

I'll take the broken bottle, At least it'll feel all warm and wet as I bleed to death

SSgt Shak · 06-19-2005, 11:04 AM

I would have to go with just shoot me. Why? Because think about it. Every thing on the list would give you some kind of infection and kill ya.. get it over quik!

Bones · 06-19-2005, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximal

Welcome to the big leagues!!!

I'll take the broken bottle, At least it'll feel all warm and wet as I bleed to death

Just shoot me. It will be quick and clean.

I'm aiming for 2000. Time to start a posting marathon.

**Morty** · 06-19-2005, 04:03 PM

Got the voting button working finally.

**WillRiker** · 06-19-2005, 04:16 PM

Just shoot me.

And remember people - QUALITY NOT QUANTITY!!!

06-19-2005, 12:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,613	Up Your Butt Pole I watched a nasty video today on some website, where this middle eastern looking dude had a wood post stuck up his ass and they then lifted him up and had him balance on the wood post holding him up and he slowly slid down the post as it pierced its way through his body and out his shoulder. What ever he did, I'm sure he didn't deserve that. It was horrible. But anyway, it made me think. What if you had no choice about something being stuck up your ass, but you could choose what item?

06-19-2005, 01:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Captain Barr Established Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 479	Just shoot me! Chances are I'm going to die anyways so might as well get it done quickly and efficiently. If I had to choose however I would pick the broken glass bottle, because I cannot bear to imagine what it would be like to have something living crawling around (not to mention inside of) my asshole. __________________ Your voice is the only weapon you need to own.

06-19-2005, 04:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	The poll still doesn't work from the front page. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-19-2005, 04:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	This is my 1000th post! __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-19-2005, 06:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	yeah Bones!!!!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

06-19-2005, 11:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
SSgt Shak Great White Dope Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 657	I would have to go with just shoot me. Why? Because think about it. Every thing on the list would give you some kind of infection and kill ya.. get it over quik!

06-19-2005, 04:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,613	Got the voting button working finally.

06-19-2005, 04:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,325	Just shoot me. And remember people - QUALITY NOT QUANTITY!!! __________________ Click To Watch The MTW Show - Live Every Thursday @ 5pm PST MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

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