The Blind Man

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A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop
with their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When
the bus arrives they find it overloaded and only the
wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking
of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk,
and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at
the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus!"