You just gotta love cowboys!!!

**Maximal** · 04-21-2005, 06:31 PM

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Meagan · 04-22-2005, 08:56 AM

OMG that is greaT!

04-21-2005, 06:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	You just gotta love cowboys!!! A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice." __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt Last edited by Morty; 04-21-2005 at 07:34 PM.

04-22-2005, 08:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	OMG that is greaT! __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

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