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Old 04-20-2005, 10:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you do with a dog with no legs?

You take it for a drag.
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Hang it from its nose out in the yard over a trash can so that when it shits and pees, there is no clean up.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him
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