Stupid Men..

iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ · 04-20-2005, 05:57 PM

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the drive-way."
The doctors say he will probably live, but it will be quite awhile before all the casts come off.

**Morty** · 04-20-2005, 06:02 PM

Oh the joy of a woman's rage.

Meagan · 04-20-2005, 06:19 PM

that is great!

Bones · 04-21-2005, 07:53 AM

That was a stupid move on his part.

**Maximal** · 04-21-2005, 09:49 AM

To a woman it was clever, to a man it was an opportunity to make a joke.

Notice how she starts it and it is his fault

If she had just grabbed the mower........

04-20-2005, 05:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
iLyKe2EeTcRaY0nZ Maximal's Plaything Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 492	Stupid Men.. When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the drive-way." The doctors say he will probably live, but it will be quite awhile before all the casts come off. __________________ "Bite my shiny, metal ass!" -Bender, "Futurama"

04-20-2005, 06:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Meagan Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,369	that is great! __________________ Never turn your back on a charging turtle................Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

04-21-2005, 07:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	That was a stupid move on his part. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

04-21-2005, 09:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	To a woman it was clever, to a man it was an opportunity to make a joke. Notice how she starts it and it is his fault If she had just grabbed the mower........ __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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04-20-2005, 06:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Oh the joy of a woman's rage.

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