Blonde Guts

asdf · 04-20-2005, 02:59 PM

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in."

**Morty** · 04-20-2005, 03:59 PM

Sounds similar to some other Husband/Wife joke from a few weeks ago. Not sure which i like better.

Bones · 04-21-2005, 07:56 AM

An old joke. But a good joke. It still makes me laugh.

**Maximal** · 04-21-2005, 09:52 AM

The husband/wife one is better

Bones · 04-21-2005, 10:45 AM

I have to agree. But they are both worth a chuckle.

04-20-2005, 02:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
asdf Newbie Sperm Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2	Blonde Guts One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in."

04-21-2005, 07:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	An old joke. But a good joke. It still makes me laugh. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

04-21-2005, 09:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	The husband/wife one is better __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

04-21-2005, 10:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	I have to agree. But they are both worth a chuckle. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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04-20-2005, 03:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Sounds similar to some other Husband/Wife joke from a few weeks ago. Not sure which i like better.

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