Farting personality

SexyOne · 03-02-2005, 04:21 PM

A Courteous Person
One who says "Excuse me" before farting and "sorry" after that.

A Dishonest Person
One who farts and then blames one's dog.

A Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours.

A Knowledgeable Person
One who knows when to fart.

A Miserable Person
One who truly enjoys to fart but cannot.

A Mysterious Person
One who exudes undetectable farts.

A Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.

A Proud Person
One who thinks that his farts are extremely pleasant.

A Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his bed mate.

A Scientific Person
One who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution.

A Shy Person
One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

A Stereotype Person
One who farts regularly.

A Strategic Person
One who conceals one's farts by loud laughter.

A Stupid Person
One who farts and then takes in a deep breath to balance up.

A Thrifty Person
One who has farts in reserve..

A Vain Person
One who loves the smell of one's own fart.

An Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's fart.

An Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

An Aquatic Person
One who farts in the bath then bursts the bubbles.

An Athletic Person
One who farts at the slightest exertion.

An Honest Person
One who admits he has farted but offers a good medical reason.

An Intelligent Person
One who can determine the smell of his neighbours' farts.

An Unfortunate Person
One who tries to fart but shits instead.

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magashna91 · 03-03-2005, 01:47 PM

heavymetalboy333 · 03-03-2005, 01:51 PM

which farter are u magashna91

magashna91 · 03-03-2005, 01:53 PM

A Knowledgeable Person
One who knows when to fart.

I am that one paul if you really wanted to know hang out at my house more often

heavymetalboy333 · 03-03-2005, 01:55 PM

realy i always u were the last one

sleonard · 03-03-2005, 03:21 PM

research has shown that holding in farts causes them to leak up the spine and into the brain.

this is where shit ideas come from.

heavymetalboy333 · 03-03-2005, 05:35 PM

thanks for the information

03-02-2005, 04:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
SexyOne MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 232	Farting personality A Courteous Person One who says "Excuse me" before farting and "sorry" after that. A Dishonest Person One who farts and then blames one's dog. A Foolish Person One who suppresses a fart for hours. A Knowledgeable Person One who knows when to fart. A Miserable Person One who truly enjoys to fart but cannot. A Mysterious Person One who exudes undetectable farts. A Nervous Person One who stops in the middle of a fart. A Proud Person One who thinks that his farts are extremely pleasant. A Sadistic Person One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his bed mate. A Scientific Person One who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution. A Shy Person One who releases silent farts and then blushes. A Stereotype Person One who farts regularly. A Strategic Person One who conceals one's farts by loud laughter. A Stupid Person One who farts and then takes in a deep breath to balance up. A Thrifty Person One who has farts in reserve.. A Vain Person One who loves the smell of one's own fart. An Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people's fart. An Anti-Social Person One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. An Aquatic Person One who farts in the bath then bursts the bubbles. An Athletic Person One who farts at the slightest exertion. An Honest Person One who admits he has farted but offers a good medical reason. An Intelligent Person One who can determine the smell of his neighbours' farts. An Unfortunate Person One who tries to fart but shits instead. rotf __________________ Be careful about giving a piece of your mind... you may not get by on what's left

03-03-2005, 01:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
heavymetalboy333 MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 285	which farter are u magashna91 __________________ if i can't see you you are not there

03-03-2005, 01:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
heavymetalboy333 MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 285	realy i always u were the last one __________________ if i can't see you you are not there

03-03-2005, 03:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
sleonard Morty's Sac Adjuster Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 189	research has shown that holding in farts causes them to leak up the spine and into the brain. this is where shit ideas come from. __________________ Beer, not only for breakfast

03-03-2005, 05:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
heavymetalboy333 MTW Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 285	thanks for the information __________________ if i can't see you you are not there

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magashna91 Established Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 537

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magashna91 Established Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 537	A Knowledgeable Person One who knows when to fart. I am that one paul if you really wanted to know hang out at my house more often

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