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Old 03-02-2005, 03:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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25 ways to say...

25 ways to say your fly is open


# The cucumber has left the salad.

# I can see the gun of Navarone.

# Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

# You've got Windows in your laptop.

# Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

# Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

# Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

# Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

# You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

# Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

# Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

# Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

# Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

# The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

# Dr. Kimble has escaped!

# You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

# Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

# You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

# I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

# I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you mean 20 ways to say your fly is open??
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Old 03-06-2005, 02:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you mean 20 ways to say your fly is open??
I thought you would see that as a time saving issue, not having to waste time undoing it
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you mean 20 ways to say your fly is open??
I got it in an email and just pasted. Didn't catch it.
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