Subject: You know you're living in 2004 when...

[Maximal]

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.


AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by Maximal

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
4.

You are so Lazy that you did not even type the word FOUR, but started the next line with 4?

[Maximal]

Damn, I missed that,I really gotta stop looking at porn long enough to type messages properly

[Orin]

Originally Posted by Maximal

Damn, I missed that,I really gotta stop looking at porn long enough to type messages properly

Now I've got you. If you tell about me on the internet--Yuk! Yuk!

[Mark Callaway]

very good i have some small respect for you now maximal

[Maximal]

Damn, now people are starting to respect me. I gotta look at more porn

[Makya]

Originally Posted by Mark Callaway

very good i have some small respect for you now maximal

That was fucking funny.