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Old 08-12-2004, 06:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old blackboard joke

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board.

Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,

'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'
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Old 08-13-2004, 01:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Funny

I like that. Have to remember that if I have take a class again.

Which I most likely won't. But I like the idea.
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Old 08-13-2004, 01:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Funny

You don't have to wait to take a class, any old excuse to rub it wll do.
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