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08-11-2004, 02:18 PM
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| Established Monkey  Join Date: Aug 2003
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 | 90 yr Old Man
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead.What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly!"
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08-17-2004, 07:20 AM
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| Your Twisted Leader  Join Date: Jul 2003
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That's pretty good. I like it. Like the mod I slipped in that keeps the unreads as unread. been slowly catching back up with all the posts that I fell behind on.
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