The Wounded American

Stevanh · 08-01-2004, 03:50 AM

Wounded American

A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!"

Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism:
"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it."

Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American."

The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"

**Maximal** · 08-02-2004, 02:31 PM

I guess it all makes sense since Bush is a pussy

**Morty** · 08-03-2004, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximal

I guess it all makes sense since Bush is a pussy

In more ways than one!

Orin · 08-03-2004, 07:55 AM

I'll leave you guys, the residents of bush country, to make comments about your president.

08-01-2004, 03:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Stevanh Butt Scratcher Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 70	The Wounded American Wounded American A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!" Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism: "Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it." Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American." The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag. Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?" __________________ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ish/steve2.gif

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08-02-2004, 02:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	I guess it all makes sense since Bush is a pussy

08-03-2004, 07:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orin MTW Resident Gandalf Impersonator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 990	I'll leave you guys, the residents of bush country, to make comments about your president.

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