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Old 08-01-2004, 03:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Wounded American

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A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!"

Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism:
"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it."

Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American."

The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"
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Old 08-02-2004, 02:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I guess it all makes sense since Bush is a pussy
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I guess it all makes sense since Bush is a pussy
In more ways than one!
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Old 08-03-2004, 07:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'll leave you guys, the residents of bush country, to make comments about your president.
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