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Well certainly in the guys anyway.
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Hey the seeds of what we do are in some women also
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Hey the seeds of what we do are in some women also
Only after the guys put them there.
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Unless, it's a butch lesbian couple that want a kid.
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Yeh, but even then, some guy has to supply the seed either by jerking into a test tube or by a direct fuck.
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I prefer ramming the turkey baster striaght down my dick hole and squishing my nut sack with my thigh muscles.
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How many of you guys twisting a little in your seat right now thinking about that?
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I prefer ramming the turkey baster striaght down my dick hole and squishing my nut sack with my thigh muscles.
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How many of you guys twisting a little in your seat right now thinking about that?
Without a doubt. How the fuck could you get a turkey baster down your dick?
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It was a Going Away Gift from your Ex Wife
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