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Old 07-29-2004, 10:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure. -- Ernest Hemingway
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Old 07-29-2004, 12:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well certainly in the guys anyway.
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Old 07-29-2004, 01:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey the seeds of what we do are in some women also
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Old 07-30-2004, 07:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey the seeds of what we do are in some women also
Only after the guys put them there.
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Old 07-31-2004, 11:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: growing

Unless, it's a butch lesbian couple that want a kid.

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Old 08-03-2004, 07:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeh, but even then, some guy has to supply the seed either by jerking into a test tube or by a direct fuck.
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Old 08-03-2004, 08:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I prefer ramming the turkey baster striaght down my dick hole and squishing my nut sack with my thigh muscles.

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How many of you guys twisting a little in your seat right now thinking about that?
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Old 08-03-2004, 08:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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And yet again Morty offers up another explaination for the look on his Avatars face
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Preference

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I prefer ramming the turkey baster striaght down my dick hole and squishing my nut sack with my thigh muscles.

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How many of you guys twisting a little in your seat right now thinking about that?
Without a doubt. How the fuck could you get a turkey baster down your dick?
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Old 08-03-2004, 05:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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How the fuck could you get a turkey baster down your dick?
It was a Going Away Gift from your Ex Wife

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