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Old 07-13-2004, 07:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman was walking down the street and saw a long line in front of a
building. She stopped and asked someone in line, "What are you waiting in
line for?" The man anwsered, "They are paying twenty bucks for donating
sperm." The woman said thanks and left. The next day the same man was in
line again when he noticed the woman in line. He asked her, "Hey, what are
you doing in line?" There was no anwser. He asked again, "I said what are
you doing in line?" The woman then took out a piece of paper and wrote on
it. "I can't talk now I too am here to donate sperm."
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Old 07-13-2004, 07:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I think I may know her.
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Old 07-13-2004, 07:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I think I may know her.
funfucnbunny maybe?
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Old 07-13-2004, 07:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very probably!!
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Old 07-13-2004, 07:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Very probably!!
Now why wouldnt that suprise me.... o yeah!
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Old 07-13-2004, 08:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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dead give away

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funfucnbunny maybe?
I think it's all in the name.
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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actually according to the joke its in the mouth
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2004, 08:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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And those puffed up cheeks I thought was something they do in the UK when preparing for winter. Kinda like a chipmunk. All makes sense now. Cuz when I asked her what was in her mouth, she barely got the mumbled word out "Nuts."

Boy do I feel dumb.
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Old 07-27-2004, 08:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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