Toothbrushes

[JEN21R]

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's
getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's
that?" Not wanting to explain sex to her yet, he says, "Uh, I
can't tell you, it's a secret." The little girl finds her mother
and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her
mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I
don't know, he won't tell me."

A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy,
I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is.
It's a toothbrush!" "Why do you think that?" the amused mother
asks.

"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid
sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste
dripping down her chin."

:twisted:

[CableMonkey]

Was that little girl you?

[JEN21R]

twas your mum that i saw, i didnt know she was a maid though...

[Mark Callaway]

who are you? introduce your self

[JEN21R]

Why, are you going to initiate me into your boys club? haha, the name is Jenna, and i am a big fan of Morty's site. My jokes are usually crap but i enjoy the abusive and repulsive replies.

[Mark Callaway]

you must be a fan of me then, im like the local hero/idol

[JEN21R]

oo lah lah, are you flirting with me marky boo boo?.... haha, do you run the show around here...?

[Mark Callaway]

yea, my bitch is cablemonkey u might of seen him around, just slap him about a bit untill he knows his place

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by mark callaway

im like the local hero/idol

You are a regular William Hung

[JEN21R]

i agree, in a cute sorta way