Marriage Trouble

05-28-2004, 09:52 PM

Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other
the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his
wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to a
golf match.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"),
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."

The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that
his friends would have left for the golf course without him.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 am. Wake up."

Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

speedy · 05-29-2004, 01:03 AM

Thats a good post. How funny how men depend on a woman.

05-29-2004, 02:26 AM

Agreed. Hard to imagine life without them, though I never needed one to wake me up. Guy must be a real wuss.

kimmy · 05-29-2004, 04:50 PM

My wife would wake me up. BY GRABBING MY BALLS. I know better than to argue to a 6' amazon. I'm only 5'10".

evl0ne · 05-29-2004, 06:48 PM

Its not just the height, how much weight does she have one you?

**Morty** · 05-29-2004, 11:24 PM

About 2 cheeseburgers?

CableMonkey · 05-31-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kimmy

My wife would wake me up. BY GRABBING MY BALLS. I know better than to argue to a 6' amazon. I'm only 5'10".

Your name is Kimmy, and your wife is larger than you?

JEN21R · 07-13-2004, 05:17 PM

05-28-2004, 09:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
at-odds Guest Posts: n/a	Marriage Trouble Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am." The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends would have left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 am. Wake up." Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

05-29-2004, 01:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
speedy Pickle Smoocher Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 163	Thats a good post. How funny how men depend on a woman. __________________ Life is what you make it. http://www.speeds-cartoons.com/phpbb...es/tassles.gif

05-29-2004, 06:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
evl0ne Established Monkey Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 494	Its not just the height, how much weight does she have one you? __________________ You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. Dave Attell

05-29-2004, 11:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,725	2 About 2 cheeseburgers?

07-13-2004, 05:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
JEN21R Pickle Smoocher Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 144	__________________ The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.

05-29-2004, 02:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
at-odds Guest Posts: n/a	Agreed. Hard to imagine life without them, though I never needed one to wake me up. Guy must be a real wuss.

05-29-2004, 04:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
kimmy Fruit Loop AND BITCH Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7	My wife would wake me up. BY GRABBING MY BALLS. I know better than to argue to a 6' amazon. I'm only 5'10".

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