How to confuse a man

What's the best way to confuse a Man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack with the Remote
Control in front of him, and tell him to pick one.

[Morty]

I'd say the chick.

Do her doggy-style close enough to the TV so she can reach the TV and manually change the channel when you want.

Then when your done poking her and want to keep watching more TV, you tell the bitch to go get you a beer.

[BunnyMan]

And with that comment it becomes all to clear why Morty is divorced.

That and the homosexual tendencies.

[Morty]

ahahhahaaa



Good one BunnyMan

Originally Posted by Morty

I'd say the chick.

Good advice. Definitely my first choice too. I'm not too lazy to get up and change the channels if need be. And if you're good enough, she's not likely to mind getting a beer for BOTH of you anyway! Win-win, I'd say...

[lucas]

waitasec.... you get a naked chick and a six pack and a remote....

but is the chick hot? or is she fat?

is the beer good? or is it coors light or some gay american shit?

and do you get hbo on your cable? or is it just the basic package that gives you thebroadcast channels and the gay home and garden?

these are all things worth considering before i can make my choice.

[Makya]

He's got a point there. You didn't specify. Personally if the chick was hot but the beer and tv sucked, I would go with the chick. But if the chick was nasty, but the beer was good. I'd take the beer. Fuck the tv.

[Morty]

I still think my way is best. Then again, if its ever read by any future females in my life, I doubt they'll stick around long.

Hopefully long enough to change the channel once or twice.

[Makya]

Originally Posted by Morty

I still think my way is best. Then again, if its ever read by any future females in my life, I doubt they'll stick around long.

Hopefully long enough to change the channel once or twice.

I don't know man, depends on what you have on the tv. I mean if you are sitting there sticking her from the back and you both are watching porn, she might get a kick out of that.

I know I would, but that's just me.

[Morty]

I'd have to get one of those TVs with the DVD player built into it so she can hit PAUSE once in awhile since we won't be changing channels forawhile.

Then again, not worth watching porn after my 2 minutes of glory.