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Old 04-02-2004, 06:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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men beware of your bitches

A women is playing golf when she hits her ball in to the woods.
Following her ball she comes across a frog.
The frog tells her she gets 3 wishes but warns her what she gets her husband will get triple.
The lady agrees.
My first wish is..... to be the most beautiful women in the world
the frog warns her your husband will be three times more beautiful and will have women falling at his feet.
The lady agrees and says i will be the most beautiful women in the world he'll only have eyes for me. (puff) she's beautiful
My second wish is to be the richest person in the world.
again the frog warns her again she agrees. What is mine is his and what his is mine (puff) shes rich
And for my last wish a mild heart attack...
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oh the fun

Love your site morty it is kick ass. you are so lucky to have me on her now.
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Old 04-02-2004, 07:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Love your site morty it is kick ass. you are so lucky to have me on her now.

hahahaa

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you are so lucky to have me on her now.
Can I be on Her next?

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Cable monkey you can be on who ever you want - that was a typing error but i don't mind being on her, if any one wants to join in (how about it morty)
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Sloppy 2nds

I'll just hold the camera. I'll let you folks enjoy the juice swapping.
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Re: Sloppy 2nds

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I'll just hold the camera. I'll let you folks enjoy the juice swapping.
Morty, when you get the exchange of juice pictures--don't forget us.
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No worries.

Have no fear.

I'll make sure to track down everyone's job locations so it can be posted on the company bulletin boards, local newspapers, stapled on the phone poles near their children's schools and of course, it will be here on MTW.
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and of course, it will be here on MTW.
That wouldn't be in the same place that you posted a certain video of some Monkey Piss would it????
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