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Old 03-09-2004, 01:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cum Stain

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevator from the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain." The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain," she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."
 
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Old 03-09-2004, 02:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice post to let us get to know you

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Tasteless

That joke was tasteless, vulgar, degrading, and it presented a negative sterotype to blonde women.

Nice job you should fit in well here.

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Re: Tasteless

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That joke was tasteless, vulgar, degrading, and it presented a negative sterotype to blonde women.

Nice job you should fit in well here.

I agree! Welcome to the site!
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Re: Cum Stain

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The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."
I think I know her!!!
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Tasteless

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That joke was tasteless, vulgar, degrading, and it presented a negative sterotype to blonde women.

Nice job you should fit in well here.

LMAO!!!

You'll definatly see more of them from me in the future
 
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The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."
I think I know her!!!
How is your wife?

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Re: Light the Fuse

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How is your wife?

Not blonde!!
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