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Old 02-27-2004, 12:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How Ironic

A man was walking along by the edge of a river one day when he saw a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on the bank crying. He went over to her and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I'm 24 years old and I've never been hugged my a man!" The man felt sorry for her, so he gave her a hug and walked on.

The next day he was walking along the same stretch of river when he saw the same woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asked her what was wrong this time and she said, "I'm 24 years old and I've never been kissed by a man!" He once again felt sorry for her, so he gave her a kiss and carried on walking.

The following day he was walking along the river and he saw the same woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asked her what was wrong and she said, "I'm 24 years old and I've never been f***ed."

He threw her in the river and said, "Now you're f***ed."
 
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Old 02-27-2004, 06:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've never been hugged my a man
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Old 03-01-2004, 01:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My apologies. I have an excuse - I am blonde.

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Old 03-01-2004, 02:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Question for you

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I am blonde.

Does the Carpet match the Drapes?


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Old 03-02-2004, 12:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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wtf?
 
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Old 03-02-2004, 12:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yep!

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wtf?
I think that's a YES. She's a blonde for sure CableMonkey.


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Old 03-02-2004, 12:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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OK, OK, we've conclusively proved that I am blonde. Big round of applause. My defense is that we don't have that slang in my area of the good old UK, so I'm not totally stupid. Hopefully.

By the way, CableMonkey, I'll have to get to know you much better before you'll find that out.
 
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Old 03-02-2004, 12:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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BRITS!!!

I love Brits!!! Like seriously LOVE them....ask WillRiker...I think I creeped him out a bit...
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Old 03-02-2004, 01:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yey! Brits rule. Especially me.
 
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Old 03-02-2004, 02:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Brits rule.
Not here you don't. Not any more.

I saw your Email address: golddigga13@hotmail.com

I bet it is your future ocupation and your current age.


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