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Old 03-02-2004, 02:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Not So Much

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Brits rule.
Not here you don't. Not any more.

I saw your Email address: golddigga13@hotmail.com

I bet it is your future ocupation and your current age.


Please keep yor high standard, unless you would like to lose your occupation as the MTW spelling champion.
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Big Talk...

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Please keep yor high standard
That will teach me not to post while jerking off thinking about 13 year old British Girls with Pasty Skin & Bad Theeth trying to Take my Money

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Old 03-02-2004, 05:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Re: Big Talk...

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Please keep yor high standard
That will teach me not to post while jerking off thinking about 13 year old British Girls with Pasty Skin & Bad Theeth trying to Take my Money

My Teeth aren't bad!

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I love Brits!!! Like seriously LOVE them....ask WillRiker...I think I creeped him out a bit...
It takes a lot to creep me out, however I have no recollection of you loving me..I wasn't asleep was I??
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Old 03-02-2004, 06:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That will teach me not to post while jerking off thinking about 13 year old British Girls with Pasty Skin & Bad Theeth trying to Take my Money
Man, can't a guy type a word Phonetically for Artistic Effect without getting nailed around here?

Theeth was written that way for you to get the Full Effect of a Mental Picture of me Jerking Off: Feet making Fists in the carpet, Eyes wide and rolling around in the back of my head, Drool seeping from my quivering lips, Hand ratcheting back and forth on my Dong, THEETH clenched so tight I speak with a Lateral Lisp.

Later Lisp = http://members.tripod.com/Caroline_Bowen/lisping.htm

It sounds like Sid from Ice Age: http://www.gotwavs.com/cgi-bin/wavs....e_Age=fire.wav

So you see, it was not a Typo, it was Creative.


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Old 03-02-2004, 07:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Either I was being very silly then, and you were being creative....

or

...you were using the creative skills that you do have to create a bullshit cover story!!

Either way, I can't talk about typos, I make more than my own fair share!!
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Re: Theeth

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Theeth was written that way for you to get the Full Effect of a Mental Picture of me Jerking Off: Feet making Fists in the carpet, Eyes wide and rolling around in the back of my head, Drool seeping from my quivering lips, Hand ratcheting back and forth on my Dong, THEETH clenched so tight I speak with a Lateral Lisp.


Thank for the visual, here's one for the users who can't read.



We wouldn't want them to be left out of the joke..
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I hope you're happy...it's gonna take months of therapy to get that image out of my head now!! It's also 3.30am almost, I'm never gonna get any sleep now either!!
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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OK, I can see I have to clear a few things up.

13 is not my age, it's my birthdate.

Being a gold digger is a perfectly sensible career option. Just because you wouldn't be able to do it doesn't mean you should diss me.

And Cablemonkey, I don't want that image thank you very much.
 
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Being a gold digger is a perfectly sensible career option. Just because you wouldn't be able to do it doesn't mean you should diss me
A Whore by any other name...

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...would still slap you even if you paid her.
 
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