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01-31-2004, 05:02 PM
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| Lusting Over Leelee  Join Date: Aug 2003
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  | Alcohol Consumption Warning!! Unfortunately, I think I have fallen foul of quite a few of these..... WARNING : The consumption of alcohol...... may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. may make you think you are whispering when you are not. is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. may cause you to think you can sing. may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees. may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. may lead you to believe you are invisible. may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. |
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01-31-2004, 05:22 PM
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01-31-2004, 06:05 PM
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| Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003
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02-01-2004, 05:17 PM
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| Established Monkey  Join Date: Aug 2003
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Its not really a bra, but if it had beer in it I'm sure you would wear it. 
__________________ You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. Dave Attell | |
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