A Husband and Wife

[speedy]

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front
of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love,"
she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband
and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong
with your eyesight