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Old 12-29-2003, 07:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sleeping at your desk

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9."This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. " ... in Jesus' name, Amen."
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Old 12-30-2003, 05:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well...

well some of those might have worked if I hadn't been snoring too!
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Old 01-01-2004, 04:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I like this one

" ... in Jesus' name, Amen."
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Re: I like this one

Quote:
Originally Posted by speedy
" ... in Jesus' name, Amen."
Thats great unless your boss is
A.) Jewish
B.) A Muslim
C.) A Satanist
D.) A Democrat in Alabama
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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those were grrrrr8 speedy hope i can remember them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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