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Old 12-14-2003, 02:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Embarrassing

Embarrassing
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them
to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is
made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend
shouting out cries of "Here I come again ... ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all
night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first
mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" "I
couldn't even get on the fucking bed.."
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