Posse

[PPFLIGHT]

Guy graduates from college with a degree in journalism. He gets hired at a newspaper and they want him to write a home town story.

He thought I"ll go back home to Arkansas and do some research. Back home he goes way up in the hills and finds a farmer and explains what he's doing. He asks the farmer is there anything that over the years made him proud.

The farmer reply's Once my neighbors sheep got lost so we formed a posse found her we all fucked it and took it home.

The young man shook his head and said hey guy we can't print that... Is there anytime that very body around here was happy?

The farmer said well the time the guy down the road lost his 18 yr. old daughter we all formed a posse found her we all fucked her and then we took her home.

The man once again said hey we can't print that... Well, was the ever a time you were sad?

The farmer dropped his head shamefully looking down said... well, there was the time I got lost once...