another use for viagra

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and

asked the pharmacist for Viagra.



The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do

you want?"



The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but

can you cut each one into four pieces?"



The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That

won't get you through sex."



The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right. I'm past

eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex

anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I

don't pee on my shoes."