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At Washington, DC's Reagan National Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, calculus tables, and an electronic calculator.

US Homeland Security Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al gebra movement.

President Bush announced the newly imposed Orange Alert, emphasizing that "we can't have people traveling around the country carrying weapons of math instruction."

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