Why did the chicken cross the road?

10-27-2003, 01:15 AM

Why did the

cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of

s to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take, man.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f.....g wanted to. That's the f.....g reason.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no

has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The

'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all

s will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the

, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the

crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more

s have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The

did not cross the road. I repeat, the

did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the

crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this

doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the

crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the

cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the

crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the

crossed the road or the road moved beneath the

depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own

nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The

did not cross the road .. it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

11-04-2003, 07:20 PM

Holy Shit someone had a lot of time of their hands........WIcked funny tho

CableMonkey · 11-04-2003, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niffer

WIcked funny

OK Niffer...where in New England are you from, because you sound Wicked Retarded

10-27-2003, 01:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
at-odds Guest Posts: n/a	Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of s to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take, man. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f.....g wanted to. That's the f.....g reason. RONALD REAGAN: I forget. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no has gone before. HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all s will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the , "Thou shalt cross the road." And the crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more s have to cross the road before you believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The did not cross the road. I repeat, the did NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the crossing?" DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. EINSTEIN: Whether the crossed the road or the road moved beneath the depends upon your frame of reference. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own nature. RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The did not cross the road .. it transcended it. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

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Niffer Guest Posts: n/a	Holy Shit someone had a lot of time of their hands........WIcked funny tho

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