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Old 10-17-2003, 08:40 PM
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She Wouldn't Lie To You, Right?

She wouldn't lie to you, right?

Here are some to look out for:
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I never thinks about her ex boyfriend

Its OK if I don't orgasm

Its not you, its me

I love you just the way you are

No, I don't mind running into your Ex.

Oh, that was just an old college friend on the phone.

Your the best I ever had

You have the biggest dick I ever saw!

You should hang out with your friends more

I don't want a commitment either

Your friends are nice

I like your parents

My parents like you

You spent too much on my diamond ring

I never tell my friends about our sex life

I hate men with big muscles

I only slept with 2 guys before you

You will love my friends

I never masturbate

I am nothing like my mother


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Old 11-05-2003, 02:09 PM
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i like ur "she woulndt lie to u,right"

its was kewl
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i like ur "she woulndt lie to u,right"

its was kewl
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