Some Men Just Don't Listen

**WillRiker** · 07-15-2008, 06:40 PM

Wanda's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.

Since she had go to work the next day, she told the repairman "I'll leave the key under the doormat.Fix the dishwasher and leave the bill on the counter. I'll mail you a check..oh by the way, don't worry about my dog Spike, he won't bother you. But whatever you do, do NOT under any circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he sees the biggest meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But just as the woman said, the dog just laid there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however was driving him nuts the whole time with his constant, yelling cursing and name-calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn't take it any longer yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!!! "

To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!!"

**Morty** · 07-16-2008, 02:04 PM

Nice. Gotta remember that one.

**Purple Dragon** · 07-16-2008, 03:26 PM

i found that so funny as we have a parrot...

**WillRiker** · 07-16-2008, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Dragon

i found that so funny as we have a parrot...

We know.

It's here - http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/fo...is-parrot.html

**hntbarbie** · 07-18-2008, 11:47 PM

I needed that! Great one!

07-15-2008, 06:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,783	Some Men Just Don't Listen Wanda's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. Since she had go to work the next day, she told the repairman "I'll leave the key under the doormat.Fix the dishwasher and leave the bill on the counter. I'll mail you a check..oh by the way, don't worry about my dog Spike, he won't bother you. But whatever you do, do NOT under any circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he sees the biggest meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But just as the woman said, the dog just laid there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however was driving him nuts the whole time with his constant, yelling cursing and name-calling. Finally, the repairman couldn't take it any longer yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!!! " To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!!" __________________ MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

07-16-2008, 02:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Re: Some Men Just Don't Listen Nice. Gotta remember that one. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

07-16-2008, 03:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: Some Men Just Don't Listen i found that so funny as we have a parrot... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

07-18-2008, 11:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
hntbarbie Boobilicious Redhead Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 841	Re: Some Men Just Don't Listen I needed that! Great one! __________________ Careful!...I had a bowl of Cranky this morning.

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