A couple of one liners

**BunnyMan** · 07-11-2008, 08:35 PM

One of the last times I was working bar one of the guest sitting around had these on her phone and she shared them with me so I thought I'd share them with you.

If you sleep with a hooker, and don't pay, is it shoplifting or rape?

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If you don't get this one, say it out loud: works better that way.

Q: What do gay horses eat?

A: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

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Q: How do you know if the girl you're dating is too young?

A: You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

**WillRiker** · 07-11-2008, 08:56 PM

Man that gay horse one made me laugh...

**hntbarbie** · 07-11-2008, 09:37 PM

The gay horse was AWESOME!!!! OMG!!!

**Purple Dragon** · 07-12-2008, 02:19 PM

here i go again i didn't get the horse one even asked neal????but i loved the last one ,sick but funny..

**Morty** · 07-15-2008, 06:29 AM

Airplane Noises is awesome but horrible. I LOVE IT!

**mommysalomi** · 07-15-2008, 07:45 AM

So I love the airline one...And I now know what we are gonna role play tonight....And no its not a little girl !!!

**Morty** · 07-15-2008, 09:22 AM

Airplane with its landing gear lowered.

**Purple Dragon** · 07-15-2008, 01:35 PM

must let you know will rang me and explained the horse one to me

i get it now...

**mommysalomi** · 07-16-2008, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morty

Airplane with its landing gear lowered.

got the landing strip trimmed and ready to go !!!

07-11-2008, 08:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
BunnyMan Mr MTW Fuckin' Know It All Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,376	A couple of one liners One of the last times I was working bar one of the guest sitting around had these on her phone and she shared them with me so I thought I'd share them with you. If you sleep with a hooker, and don't pay, is it shoplifting or rape? -------------------------------------------------------------------- If you don't get this one, say it out loud: works better that way. Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you know if the girl you're dating is too young? A: You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth. __________________ Go To Dark Ninjas.com!

07-11-2008, 08:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,419	Re: A couple of one liners Man that gay horse one made me laugh... __________________ Click To Watch The MTW Show - Live Every Thursday @ 5pm PST MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

07-11-2008, 09:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
hntbarbie Boobilicious Redhead Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 806	Re: A couple of one liners The gay horse was AWESOME!!!! OMG!!! __________________ Careful!...I had a bowl of Cranky this morning.

07-12-2008, 02:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,219	Re: A couple of one liners here i go again i didn't get the horse one even asked neal????but i loved the last one ,sick but funny.. __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

07-15-2008, 06:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,615	Re: A couple of one liners Airplane Noises is awesome but horrible. I LOVE IT! __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

07-15-2008, 07:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,122	Re: A couple of one liners So I love the airline one...And I now know what we are gonna role play tonight....And no its not a little girl !!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

07-15-2008, 09:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,615	Re: A couple of one liners Airplane with its landing gear lowered. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

07-15-2008, 01:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,219	Re: A couple of one liners must let you know will rang me and explained the horse one to me i get it now... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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