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07-10-2008, 11:56 AM
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| MTW's British Blonde  Join Date: Jul 2006
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Few jokes i heard today, might offend, if u offend easily dont read them  Actually if are offended then u shouldnt be reading 99% of stuff on here anyway! What do you call an indian with one leg? Balan Singh ........................ what do you call an indian with no legs? Collap Singh ............................ What do you call a good-looking Indian? Asif. What do you call an Indian Lesbian? Minjita ............ I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November anyway? ........................ My parents went to New York on the 11th of September and all I got back was this bloody T-shirt.
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07-10-2008, 02:49 PM
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| MTW resident miss speller.  Join Date: Aug 2006
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great jokes ,i love a good joke..my friend lost his leg last year in a bike accident,he has a great sence of humour,he has joined MTW user name LEGLESS,i guessed it was him before i read his profile ....
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07-11-2008, 07:37 AM
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07-11-2008, 04:42 PM
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| Lusting Over Leelee  Join Date: Aug 2003
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Well I was gonna say a Blonde Moment...but then I thought that was a little insulting to Hayley as she's not stupid and I tried to think of the stupidest thing that I could....and hey presto...a Purple Dragon moment.
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07-11-2008, 04:51 PM
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| MTW resident miss speller. Join Date: Aug 2006
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well i like it,i'm always saying i'm having a senior moment ,now i've a new saying a purple moment..
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07-11-2008, 07:33 PM
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| MTW's British Blonde Join Date: Jul 2006
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ha Will i was the same, but luckily for me, the site i got that from had tags that had 9/11 and i instantly clicked then.
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07-12-2008, 08:08 AM
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| cannot get away  Join Date: May 2005
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| Re: Some jokes, might offend a few! I loved the t-shirt one also.. To fuckin funny .. And so wrong on so many levels . Brilliant And I had to think about the Nov. one also and I should have caught it right away as that is how my husband writes the dates.... See Haley we really are a bunch of sick fuckers on here hahahha lamo
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