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Jokes Run a marathon

Recently I was invited to run a marathon

I declined

The organizer said "c'mon it is for blind and handicapped kids"

I thought "fuck I could win this thing!"
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Re: Run a marathon

nasty man thinking that
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Re: Run a marathon

You don't stand a chance Max...the organizer said it's for "blind and handicapped kids",,,not retards
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Re: Run a marathon

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You don't stand a chance Max...the organizer said it's for "blind and handicapped kids",,,not retards

that was so funny qwazzy...and how are you guys doing...give my regards to lisa...
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