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Jokes Difficult To Say....

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke..
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Re: Difficult To Say....

brilliant will ,but the second lot of words i had trouble saying and i'm sober ..
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Re: Difficult To Say....

Those are awesome Will!!! !!! Now I need to get drunk so I can see if I can say them... A reason to drink !!!
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funny-funny
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Re: Difficult To Say....

Well will..youve done it again, I almost peed my pants reading that...and it was definitely true
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Well will..youve done it again, I almost peed my pants reading that...and it was definitely true
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Oh my god that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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