 Car Accident
Car Accident
One day, while Maynard was out driving his car, he ran into a truck. The truck's driver made him pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
The truck driver took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told Maynard to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, the truck driver went over to Maynard's car and slashed the tires.
Maynard started laughing.
This made the truck driver angrier so he smashed Maynard's windshield.
This time Maynard laughed even harder.
Livid, the truck driver broke all Maynard's windows and keyed his car.
Maynard was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what's so funny.
Maynard giggled and replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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