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Old 04-08-2008, 08:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes God I love my football

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her
husband was engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

"Listen to this," she said.
"There's a classified ad here where a guy
is offering to swap his wife for a season
ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking
up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you
swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's more than half over," he said.
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe next year !
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Old 04-08-2008, 10:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: God I love my football

yup ,i agree always next year....(and woo hoo for donga he called it FOOTBALL.)
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Old 04-08-2008, 02:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yup ,i agree always next year....(and woo hoo for donga he called it FOOTBALL.)
depending on which side of the pond the joke is from he is probably talking about FootBall
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depending on which side of the pond the joke is from he is probably talking about FootBall
do you mean the man in the joke or donga...??????
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hi guys ,what you call in usa ??
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