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Jokes Like Mother, Like Daughter...

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She sudenly noticed her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, everytime you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,one of my hairs turn white."
The little girl thought about that for a few moments and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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Re: Like Mother, Like Daughter...

oh i love that..
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