02-20-2008, 12:13 PM
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 | Elder Monkey | | Join Date: Mar 2005
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 Valium
You heard about the lady with five children whose doctor precribed her Valium for anixety and stress? When she went back in two weeks she told the doctor that everything was wonderful! She said that her house was clean, she had time to read and even enjoy her favorite television show for thirty minutes a day. But she did need a refill on her script.
"A refill, already?!" said the doctor, "How many pills are you taking?"
"Taking!?" the patient replied, "I've been giving them to my children." 
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