Valium

lilmamma · 02-20-2008, 12:13 PM

You heard about the lady with five children whose doctor precribed her Valium for anixety and stress? When she went back in two weeks she told the doctor that everything was wonderful! She said that her house was clean, she had time to read and even enjoy her favorite television show for thirty minutes a day. But she did need a refill on her script.

"A refill, already?!" said the doctor, "How many pills are you taking?"

"Taking!?" the patient replied, "I've been giving them to my children."

**Purple Dragon** · 02-20-2008, 12:46 PM

that is so brilliant,

SSgt Shak · 02-21-2008, 07:00 PM

Thats what we need to do...!

02-20-2008, 12:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	Valium You heard about the lady with five children whose doctor precribed her Valium for anixety and stress? When she went back in two weeks she told the doctor that everything was wonderful! She said that her house was clean, she had time to read and even enjoy her favorite television show for thirty minutes a day. But she did need a refill on her script. "A refill, already?!" said the doctor, "How many pills are you taking?" "Taking!?" the patient replied, "I've been giving them to my children." __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

02-20-2008, 12:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,219	Re: Valium that is so brilliant, __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

02-21-2008, 07:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
SSgt Shak Great White Dope Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 657	Re: Valium Thats what we need to do...!

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