Who's Online: mrs appsSend mrs apps a message, and 39 guests.
Who's Chatting: ,
User Name
Password
BeyondHelp
Funny, Offensive, & Wet T-Shirts
Win Free Shirts - BeyondHelp Contests

Donate and get your link here!
Break Room X Celebrity Honeys Rude Fun Booty Vote
Wacky Zoo Pics4Fun Asian Jokes NoChickTrix
This Is Priceless Life Is A Joke HEYSKO Funny Collection
U Got Games The Chump Uncle Melon Funs Co
Go Back   MTW Forums > General Crap > Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-20-2008, 11:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
lilmamma
Elder Monkey
 
lilmamma's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 3,090
Send a message via AIM to lilmamma Send a message via MSN to lilmamma Send a message via Yahoo to lilmamma
Jokes the wedding tst

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
__________________
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
lilmamma is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2008, 04:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
hntbarbie
Boobilicious Redhead
 
hntbarbie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 789
Send a message via Yahoo to hntbarbie
Re: the wedding tst

That was a good one!
__________________
Careful!...I had a bowl of Cranky this morning.
hntbarbie is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply



Go Back   MTW Forums > General Crap > Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes!


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:57 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0
. . . . . . . . . . .
New York HotelsFast LoansLyrics NetModded XboxInternet Advertising
ToxicGoblin.com
Ursula Martinez Light My Fire
Polliana Sleeping Bunnies
Sleep
Rapidshare
Sleepcreep
Polliana
Kissable Kaydin Video
Shawnee Lenee
Hayden Panettiere See Thru
Sleeping
Polliana Forum
Melissa Midwest Rapidshare
Hayden Panettiere See Thru Shirt
Tight
Obama
Sleep Rapidshare
Bikini Sharking
Ursula Martinez L I G H T M Y F I R E
Random Fun Fact Of The Day
Shawnee Lenee Pics
Sammy4u Galleries
Women Ass Hole Pictures Free
Tiffany Doebrick Playboy
Youtubekidrock
Thread
Sleep Creep Rapidshare
Paige Hilton
Small Galleries
Gallery
Redtubecartoons
Free Sleep Creep Video
Shawna Lenee Megaupload Forum
Polliana Sleeping Bunnies
Maria Wwe Diva Playboy Pics
Smile-models Gallery
Daniela Smile-models
Robbie Robb In Time
Karla Spice Free Rapidshare Sets
Sleepcreep Free Videos
Bikini Tampon String
Quagmire And Marge Simpson
Free Sleep Creep Videos
Shawna Lenee Rapidshare
Sleep
Polliana Galleries
Mariah Milano Celebrity
Sniffing Panty Rapidshare
Denise Milani Tight Shirt
Rose Mcgowan In Redtube
Karla Spice Lopez