wedding ring mishap

[lilmamma]

A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly
to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.



Now you decide what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

[hntbarbie]

[70montecarlo1]

d: feeling of dumb because you arent married and were going to give the ring to g/f over breakfast in bed

[Purple Dragon]

number 3..wedding rings arent that big,must be awful to find you have a small penis..

[Maximal]

Originally Posted by Purple Dragon

number 3..wedding rings arent that big,must be awful to find you have a small penis..

Let's ask Irondog and see if he admits it