wedding ring mishap

lilmamma · 02-12-2008, 03:34 PM

A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly
to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

Now you decide what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

**hntbarbie** · 02-12-2008, 04:16 PM

70montecarlo1 · 02-13-2008, 11:08 AM

d: feeling of dumb because you arent married and were going to give the ring to g/f over breakfast in bed

**Purple Dragon** · 02-13-2008, 11:22 AM

number 3..wedding rings arent that big,must be awful to find you have a small penis..

**Maximal** · 02-13-2008, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Dragon

number 3..wedding rings arent that big,must be awful to find you have a small penis..

Let's ask Irondog and see if he admits it

02-12-2008, 03:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	wedding ring mishap A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. Now you decide what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

02-12-2008, 04:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
hntbarbie Boobilicious Redhead Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 841	Re: wedding ring mishap __________________ Careful!...I had a bowl of Cranky this morning.

02-13-2008, 11:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
70montecarlo1 Newbie Sperm Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 13	Re: wedding ring mishap d: feeling of dumb because you arent married and were going to give the ring to g/f over breakfast in bed

02-13-2008, 11:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,501	Re: wedding ring mishap number 3..wedding rings arent that big,must be awful to find you have a small penis.. __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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