 An Essex Girl
An Essexgirl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: " Sharon ."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon : "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon : "Romford, mate."
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An Essexgirl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Tracey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the Essexgirl, "There's fucking hundreds of them!"
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Another Essexgirl was involved in a serious crash; there's Blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the ground.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon : "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon : "Oh my god, I'm paralysed from the waist down!" | 
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