Farmers Sex Toy

**Maximal** · 02-10-2008, 08:32 PM

The farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.

Soon he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line.

“Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t worry,” replied the customer service rep, “The machine will release automatically once its collected two gallons.”

Lady Dee · 02-12-2008, 08:12 AM

hahahaha, he better start working!

**Purple Dragon** · 02-12-2008, 10:57 AM

omg!thats brilliant....

02-10-2008, 08:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,817	Farmers Sex Toy The farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line. “Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t worry,” replied the customer service rep, “The machine will release automatically once its collected two gallons.” __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

02-12-2008, 08:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,995	Re: Farmers Sex Toy hahahaha, he better start working! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

02-12-2008, 10:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Purple Dragon MTW resident miss speller. Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,779	Re: Farmers Sex Toy omg!thats brilliant.... __________________ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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