Stutter

krakbaknsak · 01-18-2008, 10:09 PM

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'..And before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"

**hntbarbie** · 01-18-2008, 10:47 PM

Priceless!!!!

**mommysalomi** · 01-19-2008, 06:47 AM

hahahahahaha

**Maximal** · 01-25-2008, 11:26 PM

that is book worthy!

01-18-2008, 10:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
krakbaknsak Monkey Baby Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 41	Stutter A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'..And before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"

01-18-2008, 10:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
hntbarbie Boobilicious Redhead Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 841	Re: Stutter Priceless!!!!

01-19-2008, 06:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	Re: Stutter hahahahahaha __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

01-25-2008, 11:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,978	Re: Stutter that is book worthy! __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

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