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Jokes Exciting Costume Party

A couple were invited to a swanky family's masked, fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache! She told her
husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.


The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without
pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her
husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him. So she joined the party and soon
spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.


His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed. So off they we nt to one of the cars and
had passionate intercourse in the backseat. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home; put the costume away and
sat up reading when he came in. She asked what kind of time he had.


"Oh, the same old thing. You know
I never have a good time when you're not
there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"


He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced once. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the spare room and played poker all evening."


"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the
husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life
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I just blew coffee out my nose

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OH, THAT IS SOO FUCKED UP! HAHA!

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